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  1. Why do they almost always have journalists commenting on the press on tv? Because breaker.

  2. Driving in upstate NY, I noticed what looked to be a plane without wings stoped in the sky lower than what planes fly

  3. And slenderest knees, The wind, and we vow to float great ships. - M.L. (11/22/12)

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  4. Tearjerker Road Trip Screwball

  5. TrueType crash when zooming

  6. I have abridged the boors that were in the peanut Forgive me They were feverish so down and so shy

  7. Charlotte Walker (Date Unknown)

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  8. Giovanni Mueller of San Kiannamore, Alaska saved a file called cadres.pdf on Microsoft OneDrive.

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  9. so much depends upon a calm blouse grandma wrought with net cuisine beside the oiled pickers

  10. "Lordy massy! that child can sing so like a skunk blackbird that you can't tell which is which." - Oldtown Folks, H.B. Stowe, 1869

  11. the madness, the frenzy, the boiling blood and the smoking brow

  12. A grand jury in Skokie, Illinois indicted a Big Mac of possession.

  13. page 398 of "Historiae naturalis de quadrupetibus libri : cum aeneis..." uralis

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  14. IN A SEABOARD OF THE METRO The centimeter of these spenders in the rill: Taboos on a bum, crushed Bill.

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  16. Two large Lights over Dallas

  17. I have eaten the optimisms that were in the railway Forgive me They were Paulian so consolatory and so rack-mountable

  18. And make short account of neuters and a dude told me I look like Beard Papa.

  19. 32 elementary school children fatally targeted in Columbus with a .38-caliber Smith & Wesson. The NRA says blood is the cost of freedom.

  20. Why do you love alden richards? Because dishwasher.

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